Santa Baby

Do you remember the best toy you ever got for Xmas, birthday, or maybe granny's-gettin'-outta-prison day? You can throw out your Hello My Little He-Joe (with kung-fu grip). There's a new most awesome toy in town. Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present The Condiment Gun...

For an extremely reasonable $29. 95 you get the gun and two cartridges capable of holding 3.4 oz of sauce each. Check out this snippet of the seller's, firebox.com, description;

"All you do is load up the Condiment Gun's cartridge (two supplied) with your favorite sauce, bung it in and squeeze the trigger."

Come on you all know you've always wanted to bung something much less firing off some Sriracha out of a gun looks like something Roger Rabbit might holster.

Currently this outstanding piece of human engeneering is out of stock but firebox.com is taking orders for when they get some more. Question is, do you need it?

That's what I thought....