Thursday, September 18, 2008

Santa Baby

Do you remember the best toy you ever got for Xmas, birthday, or maybe granny's-gettin'-outta-prison day? You can throw out your Hello My Little He-Joe (with kung-fu grip). There's a new most awesome toy in town. Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present The Condiment Gun...

For an extremely reasonable $29. 95 you get the gun and two cartridges capable of holding 3.4 oz of sauce each. Check out this snippet of the seller's, firebox.com, description;

"All you do is load up the Condiment Gun's cartridge (two supplied) with your favorite sauce, bung it in and squeeze the trigger."

Come on you all know you've always wanted to bung something much less firing off some Sriracha out of a gun looks like something Roger Rabbit might holster.

Currently this outstanding piece of human engeneering is out of stock but firebox.com is taking orders for when they get some more. Question is, do you need it?


That's what I thought....

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

What's On Second

As soon as I get some pix of off my camera and format some blogs here are some of the topics we'll be covering...

  • Habanero Jelly - I was gifted a jar of homemade golden yummy from Julie. The plan is to post the recipe that she used but to also give a list of all the different ways I will consume the spicy sweet contents.
  • The Miracle Fruit Tasting(s) - I've now had the miracle fruit pill experience two separate occasions and have much to report. With any luck there will be some feed back from a group of friends that had miracle fruit gathering as well.
  • Horseradish Mustard Blind Taste Test - At a weekend getaway with friends, we had three different horseradish mustards and had people taste and rate them. I believe fun was had by all. I want to follow it up with additional blind tastings but I'm having a hard time coming up with a good name for the 'segment'. Any suggestions?

Friday, September 12, 2008

Whip that Olive!

Are you a fan of Top Chef? I am, especially after they declared their love for mayonnaise in multiple challenges (the first one of my memory was in Season 2, Episode 10 where hottie Sam Talbot - now executive chef of the Surf Lodge - declared his love for Mayo in a quickfire - YUM! - check out the scene here, and of course, when they make the chefs whip up the good stuff during the relay quick fires).

In any case, my love for mayo, unlike my love for Top Chef, comes with a nasty caloric drawback - a serving size of regular mayo has 100 calories - all of which come from fat - and 11 fat grams - YIKES! But never fear, Kraft Foods have whipped out a tasty alternative made from olive oil, which only has 45 calories (35 from fat), and 4 grams of fat, per serving. It's even being recommended by my favorite healthy-food guru Hungry Girl.

My review of the stuff - can't tell the difference between it and regular mayo - which is far superior to the other alternatives like Miracle Whip and SmartBeat. What's even better is that it comes in an upside down squeeze bottle, wherein all the mayo magically floats down to the bottom as you use it - that's right - NO MAYO WASTAGE! The stats of the olive oil mayo are the same as Kraft's lite mayo, but I think the olive oil stuff tastes better - uh-oh, I feel a taste test coming up!

Needless to say, I'm in love with the stuff - then again, I'm a Mayo kind of gal - Miracle Whip is fine, but I prefer the good stuff. My main question is that most DIY mayo recipes caution against using all Olive Oil - Kraft's version has olive oil, soybean oil, and canola oil - but no clue as to what the recommended ratios are.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

You Got your Banana in my Sauce! You Got your Sauce on my Banana!

There's an Asian food market that I like to wander around semi-aimlessly. Usually when I go there I'll pick up some variety of frozen buns to steam later. Their fresh veggie section is a little questionable though. Despite that I have to check the produce out because they hang a durian poster that always lures me in with the promise that one day I will try what will most likely be a terribly wretched fruit. Fun! The store is also a treasure trove of exotic condiments that are new and exciting to this culturally stunted Mid-Western farm boy. It is here that I came upon an item called simply Banana Sauce.


A product of the Philippines made by the Jufran company, the sauce is red in color and is housed in a familiar ketchup like bottle. The store I bought it from had two styles: one regular and one labeled hot. Surprise, surprise… I went with the spicier of the two.

Getting the bottle home I did some quick research to find that it is also called banana ketchup and that it is relatively recent product, originally created in the mid 1940's. It was created as a ketchup substitute in response to U.S. G.I.'s being stationed in the Philippines (where there must have been some shortage of tomatoes). It was adopted into a seemingly odd mix of dishes; a topping for fried chicken, mixed with mayo and used as a salad dressing, and as a pasta sauce. I have to tell you about this pasta dish (whoever entered the info on the wiki page calls it a spaghetti dish but I'm not 100% sure if spaghetti is being used generically or specifically. Lets assume for a moment that it is being specific to the spaghetti pasta). So, you have your banana sauce standing in for a marinara then you top with grated cheddar cheese and hot dogs, Vienna sausages, or corned beef. Huh... First time I read that I was puzzled but now that I've had some time to think about it, I might just give it a shot.

Having a taste of the Jufran sauce I found it to be mildly sweet with a hint of heat behind it. It doesn't have a banana taste to it at all. I was afraid to get smacked aside the head with a Laffy Taffy fake banana flavor but I can report that was not the case. That said, what is up with the consistency? It expelles itself out of the bottle with plopping sound that one associates with a semi-congealed swamp creature. Seriously. Does this somehow make me shallow to factor the consistency (and the fascinating sounds effect that goes along with it) into my review? The lumps of this faux-ketcup really didn't bother me too much but the child inside of me wanted to poke it with a stick to make sure it wasn't still alive.

Well what to do with this stuff? After some further looking around the web for what to use the sauce for, I went and purchased some tilapia and a lime. I marinated the fish in the sauce and some lime then tossed each side under the broiler for a few minutes. I give my hastly cooking two and a half 'meh' out of five. Maybe it wasn't the best way to initially explore the subtle nature of the banana sauce. I will be heading back to the kitchen to experiment again.


So far I have nothing negative to say about initial foray into a world where a red banana sauce lives. I think it has one of those flavor profiles that, when you find just the right pairing, it becomes craving. I'll keep working in the Drizzle and Schmear labs to see what I can come up with.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

PA-DAAAAAANG

Here's a quick tip for flavor boosting your next order of pork fried rice.


Step One: Buy a bottle of House of Tsang Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce.
Step Two: Pour on top of pork 'n rice.
Step Three: Consume serving of amped-up takeout standard. Repeat as necessary.

Full props go out to Alie for giving me the heads up on this tasty treat. Atta girl!

Other things Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce is good for? Off the top off of my head is that I've found it to be excellent on kabobs. Oh and its also great as a makeshift battle cry... BANGKOK PADANG!!!